Dear Anthony Weiner....

What were you thinking my dear? Your wife is banging hot and you chase after squirrel-faced , ex-porn star Ginger Lee. You sent your boner picture to a butterface. Yuck. My dear, there are hotter fish in the sea. If you ever cheat on your hot wife, please upgrade to something much hotter than what you have.

Barf. Enough said.

Sincerely,

The Thought Disposal XoXo