Sunday, June 19, 2011

Dear Kim Kardashian...

Do you guarantee that ditching your personal trainer and buying your Skecher Shape Ups will give me an ass as big as yours? I mean, after all, that is what you did in your commercial... ditch you personal trainer and rock those boulder shoes and voila, big booty!

But seriously, Kris Humphris is the man. My dear Kris owns all of that booty. All Rights Reserved to Kris Humphris after purchasing that booty for $2,000,000. Score! Sold to the highest bidder!

The Thought Disposal XoXo

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