More so, this goes out to your male fans my dear Bieber. Please do not believe that growing-out-mullet'ish, combover'ish emo'ish hair style will score you a Selena Gomez babe. You better believe the Beiber look gets the panties of Selena Gomez to drop but I assure you the rest of the female population will not budge their skivvies unless you have the Beiber Bank Account.
With that said, lets all make a joint pack to head to nearest barber shop ASAP. Before you get to the door, swap those skinnies for something more masculine. Please and thank you my loves.
The Thought Disposal XoXo